White Politicians, Are Y'all OK?

It’s been quite the week for white people in politics!

So far we’ve had porn actress Stormy Daniels’ testimony of the alleged sexual encounter between her and former President Donald Trump, New York Gov. Kathy Hochul’s blatantly racist commentsabout Black kids in the Bronx, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s brain worm,and House Speaker Mike Johnson’s useless integrity election proposalto prevent mythical undocumented immigrants from voting in elections.

And it’s only Friday.

Which brings me to the obvious question ― white politicians, are y’all OK?

The train isn’t just off the tracks, it’s driving down the street like a regular car, and everyone’s acting like everything is just fine. And I say this even in a post-Trump, apocalyptic, dystopian nightmare where king-size M&M’s cost damn near $5 — it’s been a hell of a week. And we have all learned to accept that the new normal is anything but.

Pre-Trump, this would’ve been a full month’s worth of news that would’ve included analysis, commentators from both sides of the aisle, flow charts and graphics. Now, it’s just a random week in May. Has anyone even looked to see if Mercury is in retrograde? Have you made wellness calls to your closest white politicians to see if in fact they are still of sound mind? It just seems that we all have learned to roll with the punches even when the punches include a dead worm in a presidential hopeful’s brain, and a porn actress spanking the former president’s butt with a rolled magazine.

On Tuesday, Trump was back in court and was so flustered during Daniels’ testimony of their alleged sexual encounter that he began cursing loud enough for the judge to hear. According to The Washington Post , New York Supreme Court Justice Juan Merchan called