Rhinestone hats, ‘woke tears’ in a bottle, and Jan 6 pinball: The wild MAGA merch at CPAC

At this year’s CPAC, MAGA fans have been spoilt for choice with the array of merch to take their pick from.

There’s everything from Jesus hats decorated with rhinestones, MAGA-themed hammocks to relax on after a long day of culture war rhetoric, and some possibly salty “woke tears” in a bottle to quench your conservative thirst.

Not to mention the chance to take a break from the fearmongering on stage to play some January 6 insurrection pinball.

Here The Independent rounds up some of the wildest merchandise on offer:

The stand for “America’s funniest anti-woke brand” which “identifies as transparent” and is “made from pure melted snowflakes” was almost entirely empty when The Independent stopped by.

‘Woke tears’ in a bottle was sold at CPAC

There were rhinestone hats available for both those who wanted to explicitly say “f*** Biden” as well as those who wanted to send the very same message using the rightwing code: “Let’s Go Brandon”.

Rhinestone hats for those who love Jesus and hate Joe Biden were available at CPAC

For those who don’t want to nap without sharing their political beliefs, there’s MAGA Hammocks.

Maga Hammocks in the exhibit hall at CPAC

Trump bobbleheads on display at CPAC

Donald Trump looks ahead next to a lion in a painting being sold at CPAC

Radio host John Fredericks parked his bus in the exhibition hall for attendees to sign

T-shirts with Donald Trump’s Georgia mug shot sold at CPAC

But the most notable outfits appeared to not have been purchased at the conference:

Blake Marnell, of San Diego, center, dressed in his “wall suit,” poses for a photo with other another attendee of the Conservative Political Action Conference, CPAC 2024, at National Harbor in Oxon Hill, MD

A group of Trump supporters