Of Course Paris Has 'Ménage À Trois' Trending For Sexy Opening Ceremony Bit

The opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics on Friday featured a famous trio in French lore ― and we’re not talking about the three musketeers.

The festivities aired on NBC featured a prerecorded segment in which three attractive young people begin to engage in a ménage à trois. Sacrebleu you say? Hey, it’s France! And like one viewer said: “I’m here for it, not gonna lie.”

Actors in psychedelic harlequin getups romp around the city before their sexual romp as one participant shuts the door, video shows.

Some viewers perhaps wished the door had stayed open. Check out the comments on X: