New $1 Million Ad Casts Gas Stoves In ‘Toxic’ Reality TV Role: ‘We’re All Cancer!’

“I did not come here to make friends,” the reality TV star says. “I came here to cause chest pain, nausea and vomiting.”

She redefines how a dating show contestant can be tasteless ― and odorless. Her name is Carbon Monoxide.

“But you can call me C. Mo,” she introduces herself in a Bravo-style title card. “As in see mo’ life-threatening health problems.”

She’s just one of the noxious cast members on “ Hot and Toxic ,” a fictional parody invented as part of a new environmental campaign against using natural gas for cooking and heating.

The setup is darkly funny. An unsuspecting homeowner moves into the house of her dreams, only to discover the place comes with an intolerable group of unexpected roommates whose astrological signs match the pathological outcome of being around them for too long.

“I don’t know, bro,” laments the guitar-strumming jock named after the chemical Benzene. “I guess it’s because I’m a Cancer and I… also cause it.”

Another cast member interjects. “Shut up!” she says. “My sign is Cancer.” Amid a collective epiphany, the group says in unison: “We’re all Cancer!”

It’s the latest advertisement from the advocacy group Gas Leaks, which makes creative videos aimed at promoting the shift away from fossil fuels. Gas Leaks first shared the new video with HuffPost.

The organization ― which receives funding from the billionaire Rockefellers, whose philanthropies funnel millions from the family’s 19th century oil fortune into nonprofits calling for the phase out of fossil fuels ― made a splash in October with an ad depicting gas appliances as Halloween horror movie monsters.

Now Gas Leaks says it will spend $1 million to promote the video in markets like California, Illinois, New Jersey and New York,