GREG GUTFELD: Biden is like 'the mad King, a senile dude' who can barely hold on to the presidency

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So with each passing day, it becomes clear that we're living in a country run by a demented royal family. You got the mad King, a senile dude who can barely hold on to the presidency, much less his own bowels. You got the evil Queen, an ego-mad status seeker who demands to be called a doctor even though she's not. It's a doctorate in education. That's like demanding to be called a pilot, because a flight attendant once pinned some wings on your shirt when you were 12. True, getting a doctorate in education is about as hard to acquire as a horse burger at my slaughterhouse. And of course, there's the entitled Prince, a cut rate Caligula, whose idea of a family outing is an orgy. It feels like they need their own theme song.

GREG GUTFELD: DEMOCRATS AND THE MEDIA HAVE BEEN EXPOSED

Let's start at the top. The guy's hanging by a thread and that thread is hanging by a hair plug. On Monday, Joe sent a letter saying he's staying in. I'm told we have a copy of it. It reads in part, quote, ‘’The voters of the Democratic Party have voted. They have chosen me to be the nominee of the party. Do we now just say this process didn't matter, that the voters don't have a say?"

Well, in truth, Democrat voters have less choice than the orphans I hire to shave my back. In short, the letter says we successfully lied to you. It's too late, ---- off. It's defiant. He is raging not just against the Democrats, but against the dying of the light. He's saying to the Dems, come and get me. Will they? Not if the evil Queen can help it. During a solo campaign stop in North Carolina yesterday, Jill claimed Joe is all in. If she means entombed, she's right.

He supported your career? What exactly did he do for