Drew Carey Gets Oddly Sexual Passionately Describing A Phish Show …On A Game Show

Make sure to get your Drew Carey spayed or neutered— or he’ll graphically equate going to a concert to having sex on network TV.

On Tuesday’s episode of CBS’ “After Midnight” — a fake game show hosted by comedian Taylor Tomlinsonthat airs after “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” — Carey delivered a passionate diatribe about recently seeing the jam-band Phishat Sphere in Las Vegas.

The completely bonkers moment took place during the “talk show portion” of Tomlinson’s game show, in which she asks silly questions to contestants, who are typically comedians.

“Drew, if you weren’t being filmed right now, what would you say?” Tomlinson asked the “Price is Right” host.

At this, Carey walked in front of his game show podium to address the audience, a move that seemed to surprise Tomlinson.

“So, I saw Phish at the Sphere this weekend,” Carey began as he began to walk wildly around the stage. “Never saw Phish, didn’t know a Phish tune, and they …blew my mind off so hard.”

“I had a bunch of girls with me, and I thought to myself is this what it’s like to—” Carey said before his audio was cut off with a series of beeps for saying something overtly sexual.

“It was like being edged for four days straight,” Carey said while continuing to describe the concert. “And then right before the face-melting climax at the end of the fourth day, an angel comes down from heaven, Gabriel, and he shoots [expletive] heroin in your arm, and he says, ‘Good luck now [expletive]!’ And he leaves, and you have an orgasm for 15 minutes while your eyeballs fall out of your head!”

The moment was so hilarious and unhinged that it left Tomlinson looking like this:

“Wny did they let Drew talk?” fellow contestant and Carey’s longtime friend “Weird Al”