Donald Trump Taunted With Spoof Book Titles On ‘The Tonight Show’

Bob Woodward’s “War” is the latest tell-all about Donald Trump to hit bookshelves.

On Wednesday’s episode of “The Tonight Show,” host Jimmy Fallon joked about how there’s “no way” someone could read all the tomes written about the former president and current Republican nominee.

“Sure you could,” countered the show’s announcer and Fallon sidekick Steve Higgins.

Higgins then reeled off several spoof Trump-taunting titles he’s claimed to have read. From “Pride and Prejudiced” to “The Chronicles of Narcissism” and “Joy of Cooking Pets.”

Higgins’ “personal favorite,” though, was “Mopey Dick,” he joked.

Watch Fallon’s full monologue here: