22 Tweets About The Utter Joys Of Back-To-School Night

Now that the kids are back in school, parents have all this extra time on their hands — it’s not like we have to work, keep a household running and feed a table filled with picky eaters every night, or that we’re not already drowning in grading apps with new passwords, athletic uniform orders, and “Mom, I have this project due… tomorrow.”

But no, please — invite me to an evening event with no childcare provided in the middle of the week. I’ll be delighted to attend and will have no trouble making it on time.

Here, we round of the thoughts of some of the funniest parents on X (formerly Twitter) regarding the annual tradition that is back-to-school night.